Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
BREAKING: mermaids spotted off the coast of Chile, turns out they’re just crabs with eight human legs and two claws, we were horribly wrong
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.