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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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tupacabra:

BREAKING: mermaids spotted off the coast of Chile, turns out they’re just crabs with eight human legs and two claws, we were horribly wrong

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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  • me in november:ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
  • me in september:SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
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